Plymouth Congregational Church

God for All

Quirky Moment #4

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From the book, provided by our dear, long distance friend, Slim Gillin, “Church Chuckles: Tickling Your Holy Funny Bone”

“”Welcome, visitors!” the church bulletin read. “If you are visiting us today and if you are not afflicted with any church, please fill out the attached card, and our pastor will call on you.””

“Emily attended church with her grandmother for the first time. Before the service, her grandmother gave her $1 to put in the offering plate. But when the ushers passed the plate, Emily didn’t give them the money. When her grandmother asked why, Emily said, “My dad says you don’t have to tip if you don’t get good service.”

“After the church service, Billy told the pastor, “When I grow up, I’m going to give you some money. My daddy says you’re one of the poorest preachers we’ve ever had.”

“Volunteer Opportunities: The choir is sponsoring a canned goods drive. Please participate and bring your can to church.”

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Author: bkbites

Stay at home Mom of 3 boys, 1 goofy dog, 2 wickedly crazy cats, and a traveling husband. Ah, what can be better? It's a full life without a doubt.

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